I, Crystal Bianca Rodriguez, am thankful

for the creation of the Paloma Picasso® LE CERCLE ring From Tiffany & Co.mmmmm, yes please. kthanksbye. I've been spending too much time on the Tiffany&Co website. My poor Dad. He'll never know what hit him. I mean, hey... at least I'm not surprising him with an engagement ring or a baby (0r both). I think that deserves some kind of a reward, right? C'mon now, I'm pushing 20. A girl can dream...

I've officially decided that Thanksgiving break is pretty much the coolest thing since JELLO! And it's not even over yet. I plan on being entirely too drunk for my own good over the next 48 hours. So here I am... documenting my thoughts before they are lost foreva eva to hangovers and giggle fests.

I spent Thanksgiving at my dads with a bunch of dirty little mexicans (btw: my camera settings were jiggity jacked so the peekchurz are hella small):

4 out of 5 gamillion of mine's cousins. They're cutesies... especially when they start humping each other.haha... they MUST be related to me. There's simply just no other explanation for it. Duh. Oh, and we wrrrrassled too. I always end up on the floor during these things...
ANNND then I cry tears of defeat. like so:
but Chris laughs at me so i punch a few bitches in the face like a gangsta ass nigga should. word. Also, at this point in the evening I start hearing 4 year old Karina in my ear going "gimme the camera gimme gimme gimme!"Now... I don't know about you, but I like my ear drums a whole lot more than I like my camera. So I gave in. I have like a gamillion pictures of myself now, I shit you not.

She even made me pose in provacative ways. Crazy 4 years olds! ...But I won't post those. You get the G-Rated kissy face picture, instead. Twas' good times. And the Chiefs won! Woo! I'm not a Chiefs fan but that was the only game I got to watch so I'll pretend I like them for the sake of avoiding an argument. Shush, you. You just shush.

Oh... and Jon says there isn't enough of him in my blog so here you go, sir. *ahem* My husband, Mr. Jonathan Rodriguez in a series of random situations from the last 2 and a half years:

See Jon be an emo-butt.

See Jon pump gas for our Frisco trips.

See Jon conquer Crystal.

See Jon "find Jesus".

See Jon go "bah" in our old Frisco apartment.

See Jon work it.

huzzah! that was fun. I think I might have to make one of these for all of my lovelies. Note to self: do it. Stay tuned next week when we venture into: "See Marcos imitate Penny."