Care Bear Beach Night

Saturday night. Damian's house.

before the alcohol.

Santee, Mandy, & Marcos. Ralph's trip for the ingredients.

This is Marcos. He enjoys juice and long walks on his bitch.

Ralph's knows whats up. You can't buy milk without buying a bottle of whiskey. Duh.

Looking sketchy as hell with his pineapple juice and rainbow ice cream.

Bartender 1. This is my "stop taking pictures of my tattays" face.

Bartender 2. Raf says we didn't suck as bad as he thought we would.

the audience. heffers.

blop blop blop.

we usually end up in this position, alcohol or no alcohol :)

damian and olgyyyy.

"It's a Care Bear Beach, Bitch!"

Theyre ten kinds of yummy. Ask the drunkards...

and josh.

he may watch "My Little Ponies" but he's definitely not gay.Thats why I married him.

"who the FUCK is Octavius?!" no but seriously.... who the fuck?

six flags souvenirs <3

the heist.

"Liquor then Beer and you're in the cleeeear!"

How do you say "cheers" in russian? MAKASHCARA!

my vodka shot, jon's beer shot, and marcos' air shot. pansy.

meh.

"what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!" Splat.

jon doesnt know how to play slide.

Jon♥Nat album cover.

(we're gonna grow old together) "what a biiiiiiiiiitch!"

I just use them for their vaginas.

they had just finished up sexing.

doh. there we go again... except with less clothes and more alcohol.

someone always has to throw up, cry, or break something.

we just make the mexican clean it up.

this is how we roll <3

uhhh yeah. we're married.

"damnitt, laura, these pictures need more RAWWWR!"

Raf stuck his finger in my eye. That's love.

my best friend is gayer than yours :)

this is where my lumps went nuck.

stupid boysssss ♥

puto

benny and damian: the WORST tattoo artists eva eva.

batmannnnn

mmmkay guys, who gave the drunky a sharpie?

it's only gay if you're catching <3

the gangsta shit... haha fucking arthur. FUCKing arthur...

mmmm we won't talk about this one.

...or this one.

and thats how this ends.

there was also pictures from the underground strip club that we buit under the pool table... but we'll leave those out :)

i love my loves.