If this doesn't cheer you up

You're probably an angry old hag.

My uncle's husky had puppies a few weeks ago and they're finally at that cute as hell stage where they're curious about whats outside of their box.


THEN... a week or two alter, his boxer had puppies.

My house > YOURS!!

Your daily deed.

During your daily procrastination today, squeeze in some charity.

Here's a site that donates 10 glasses of water for every country you correctly identify on the map. I did 112 in one sitting. Beat that, suckaaaas.

Orrrrr, for you vocabulary masters ... here's a site that'll donate 10 grains of rice for every words you correctly define. Do it for a few minutes everyday <3

I lol'ed.

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Apparently, this is my most viewed photo on my Flickr account. Maybe it has to do with my UBERLEET caption:

 "thats a real man. cigar in his pocket. beer in his hand. barefoot woman at his waist."

Speaking of eating healthy...

My belly is full of tortillas, chicken, cheese, lettuce, buffalo sauce, & ranch! That BWW wrap I just had effed my ish up all kinds of ways. Marcos said he wanted to have an intervention... yet he & Damian gave me a BWW gift card for my birthday. Haha, Fucking enablers! Blaaahhh. One more hour of work, then I can go home and sleep it off.

Holy shit, dude!

I love half the food on this list... but I stopped eating fastfood and hearty restaurant meals because I read something similar to this a few months ago. SAVE YOURSELVES!

More RED DRANK!

21 means sippin on jooze while looking through youtube at 3pm on a thursday.

All is right in the world.

Babycakes is coming home soon. I don't have to start work until the end of July so I get my Havasu and Vegas time. It's summa summa summa time & I'm 21 enough to enjoy it! Daddycakes is getting my car fixed as a birthday present. Jordan's a raging alcoholic like I always hoped he'd become. I has no debt no more! Clean slate :]

Dear Vegas...

You're probably busy with all of those hookers you didn't let us find, so I'll make this quick. My pockets are much lighter without those hundreds of dollars weighing me down. Thank you. Oh, and my body is definitely much better now that I've ingested 40 pounds of drinks and food. I feel awesome. That grumbling in my tummy is making my day brighter! Also, don't worry about stealing Damian's sandwich last night when we gambled at the Monte Carlo. It's not your fault he left it sitting next to a slot machine somewhere. He probably would've just puked it up anyway. You know, kind of like how I threw up that huge purple drink you gave me full of vodka?Remember that? Man, that was so much fun! All those pretty colors just flowing through that toilet! Good times. Ok, well I'm gonna go look through embarassing photos of the good times I don't really remember. Stay classy, Vegas! See you soon.