DAJEBHJVNUJSNDMVIO!!!!

Dear Chaffey College Athletics Department:
It has come to my attention that you suck. Please stop sucking.
Thank you,
Crystal

STILL supposed to start soccer tomorrow. STILL have no idea what time. STILL have no idea whether or not we should be wearing our 'ish. STILL angryyyyy. Rawr. I tried calling 4 times and all I got was 4 beeps and a click.

Oh well.

It's been a delightful 2 weeks. I finally busted out of my shell and stopped being a home-body. Ok, well, I'm still a home-body but I've gotten MUCH better about it. I forgot how much fun it is to actually SEE my friends rather than talk on the phone and leave silly myspace comments.

-We play Wii and make fun of Marcos for not coming out of the closet.
-We eat at Barons deli & the-restaraunt-formerly-know-as-Los-Primo's (TRFKALP).
-We get married sometimes, too... but only when we call Jon (while he's in vegas) to make sure he says its okay.
-We talk to each other's drunk relatives about boba and how it's more than just a "fruity little drink that could be ANYTHING you want it to be"
-We strike out whenever we try to get some.
-We ice skate.
-We discover the uselessness of bluetooth.
-We We We We We
-We have Heroes finale extravaganzas.
-We wait for Natalie to come home so that we could write on the sidewalks around our houses with chalk and have water balloon fights.
-We are better than you & your friends.

Fin.

Weemp Womp BEEP

'Tis the season of GOD-DAYUM-ISS-HOTTT.

...Probably not the best time to run around and kick a soccer ball with a bunch of girls; but I start monday.

I've switched majors again. I'm going to Cal State Long Beach to major in Business with a minor in AWESOMESAUCE. My stomach isn't hurting as much now that I have a SLIGHT idea what I'm doing with the next 5 years of my life. Instead of taking summer classes to speed up the transfer process, I'm staying at Chaffey another year and a half to up my G.P.A. a little bit, build up my soccer rep., and retake the SATs. Annnnnd that'll give me enough time to save up for an apartment in Long Beach or San Pedro. Oh, and it'll free up my summer :]


Havasu+Colorado+SanFrancisco+Soccer+MISC. Adventures= bombieeee summer.

Dear Self: Feliz Cumpleanos.

I'm 20 today.

err... tomorrow. According to the birth certificate in my hand, I was born around 9 a.m. so I still technically don't exist 20 years ago. Or something like that.

BAH.

Annnnnnyway. I guess this is where I throw in some Crystal updates. hmm...

Texas sucked balls. It was humid. I went to Costco, Walmart, & Walgreens. All the things I do here, I did there. BUT! It gave me the opportunity to finally read The Watchmen (loves it) and I think I'm gonna get started on the V For Vendetta 'ish this week. I was stuck with 6 men the entire time. My dad, my uncle, my 4 cousins, my aunt (who isnt girly in the slightest bit. she yelled at me for putting on makeup to go to walmart.) and all I heard from them was FAG this. HOMO that. BLAH BLAH TITTIES & BEER.

I can deal with it for a day. Hell, even 2 days. BUT FIVE DAYS WITHOUT A SINGLE INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WILL & DID DRIVE ME INSANEEEEEE!!!

phew. Moving on...

I'm gonna start playing soccer again. After spening a week with my dad & uncle in Texas, I got an earfull about how good I was and how I couldve gotten scholarships left & right if I had stuck with it because I had the best block in my league when I was younger and blah blah blah. Anyway, it got me thinking about how much I miss it so when I got back I registered for the team class at school. I'm not officially on the roster cuz I've gotta train with them for a while first (since I haven't kicked a ball in like 3 years) but hopefully by next fall I'll get a slot to play. From there, I'm hoping opportunities for athletic scholarships will open up. So we'll see, I guess.

I updated my flickr albums. Go looky. I'll add the Texas pictures some other time.

Time to eat a celebratory cupcake and take a shot with my Mom & Grandmother. Cheers.