Apparently, I'm vertically challenged.

I worked SO hard to pass my LTC exam a few weeks ago... HOWEVA! I was informed today that I wouldn't get to work in that section because I was too short. The belts that I need to put the boxes on are about one inch above my eye level. I call shenanigans. A few weeks ago, they took me out of unloading feeders because the walls of boxes topped off at about 3 feet above my head. I was like "Okay, I can totally understand the convenience of that one..." but this? This is some nappy-headed bullshit, brotha. I'm 'bout to slap me some UPS hoes.

HOW DID I GET STUCK IN THE ONE SECTION THAT DOES NOT HAVE FANS?

I LOVE FANS. GIVE ME FANS. FAANNNNNNS.