8.19.2008

Dear Walla Walla, WA:

I hope you all get explosive diarrhea. The kind that leaves your asshole burning for hours after you shit. I failed my LTC test tonight because of you. Someday, I'l place a flaming bag of poo somewhere in your city.

Walla Walla, WA goes onto the pink belt. Not the white belt. Now I know... And I always will.

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