My secret love affair with tylenol.

I jinxed myself. Last week my grandma said that if I kept walking around barefoot I'd get sick. I told her I never get sick. This week... I'm sick. COMPLETELY not my fault though. One of my co-workers decided she wanted to work her hours even though she had whatever cold her little sister had. Now, 4 of us from Jumping Jacks are sick. Maybe we should all just stop having sex? No, that's silly talk.

Blogger says I have 5 minutes until the scheduled outage so I'm going to go on a series of rants until the outage happens.

-My nose burns because I haven't gone out and bought tissues. Papertowels are the devil.
-I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall twice this week. I laughed both times. I loved it both times. My need to visit Hawaii escalated both times. Come with me?
-Beach time is imminent. Today would have been perfect. I'm too sick for work but I'm NEVER too sick for laying out. Cancer rays... here I come.
-I can't wait for fall. I'm anxious to get back into school. GIVE ME NOTES OR GIVE ME DEATH.
-The Crystalie North American Couch Surfing Tour is coming to a city near you this summer.