My philosophy of the day: When you're old enough to whipe your own shit, you're old enough to make your own dino nuggets.
4 year olds are hilarious... especially when they're hungry and in the care of a lazy 20 year old. I teach kids the useful shit. Not alphabets and numbers, no. Microwaving dino nuggets, tuning satellite television, texting your mom with the words "food pleez" & "baby brudders on fire", logging on to disney.com, and the proper way to "back that thang up" is what they SHOULD be teaching in preschools.
I want one of my friends to pop out a kid already so that I'll have someone to train. Dear everyone: condoms are for sailors, you anal prudes!
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3 comments:
too bad you and jordan didn't have a crappy old condom to give to damian last night or we could have a baby on the way for the group. :(
to crys, best blog entry ever.
to santee, best response ever.
HAHA
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