Stupid, Stupid Facebook

I done did it, yo. I finally made an account. Partly because of boredom... partly because of curiosity. Little did I know it'd be harder to setup than a trig final. No bullshit. And what the HELL is a "Poke"? I went to the help menu and it gave me this:

What is a poke? We have about as much of an idea as you do. We thought it would be fun to make a feature that had no real purpose and to see what happens from there. So mess around with it, because you're not getting an explanation from us.

That's just silly. I was genuinely perturbed by that. Goddamnbuttholes. I quit for the night. I'm supposed to be asleep, anyway. SNOW TOMORROW. Woo hoo! ...not.

PS: Go listen to Regina Spektor. She's pretty much amazing. "Fidelity," "Folding Chair," and "Poor Little Rich Boy" are stealing my ears at the moment. Do it up. Readyyyyy go.